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A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products…

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first.

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo…

Two kids are looking at the Dove ad campaign showing Hanna-Barbera characters with new hairdos. Kid #1: Yo, look at that Jetsons mom's hair. Kid #2: What's the Jetsons? Kid #1: You don't know the Jetsons? Dem's those niggas that live in space. --N train…

Guy, staring at girl: You look like someone I know. Girl: It's me. Guy: Oh, hi Alexis. You look different at eight in the morning. --C train Source: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that?…

Girl #1: So when was your first kiss? Girl #2: My 17th birthday. Girl #1: How about your first time making out? Girl #2: Also my 17th birthday. Girl #1: ...first blowjob? Girl #2: This is awkward. 17th birthday, again. Girl #1: How about when…

Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful. Woman #2: You mean he's rich? Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly. --Union Square Source: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out. Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here. Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out. Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you…

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch." Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life? Source: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/