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Destitute couple

There's this elderly couple, and they find themselves destitute.
And the wife says, "Don't worry, I will go out and sell my body."
So, she's gone all day, and when she comes back, she says, "we are saved. I have made 250 dollars and ten cents."
And the husband says, "Ten cents? Who gave you ten cents?"
She says, "Everybody."

Faithful wife

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. And you know what?"

Supplies

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

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