I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with.
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.